Orange Rapin' Grampy ADDRESSES THE AFFORDABILITY CRISIS with a tale from 2022 about Melania's panties & the FBI

[Miles Archer]

Trump raged at the FBI for making a “mess” of his wife Melania’s “panties” during a raid on their Mar-a-Lago estate.

In a rambling speech delivered at a rally in Rocky Mount, North Carolina, on Friday night, Trump went off on a wild tangent about federal law enforcement agents, revealing how they had disturbed the First Lady’s underwear drawer during their 2022 search of the Palm Beach, Florida, property.

“They went into my wife’s closet. I’ll say this. Number one, it’s very bad, but it sounds a little strange. They looked at her drawers,” Trump told the crowd while both himself and the crowd laughed.

“You have drawers, and then you have drawers. They looked at both,” he continued, miming the difference between the storage item and the undergarment.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-complains-the-fbi-made-a-mess-of-melanias-panties/

[NoMoreRepugs]

1. Comedy tour? How do the Deplorable morons take him seriously??

[Miles Archer]

2. "As Trump spoke, a woman in the crowd could be seen covering her face as she cringed..."

From the article. Same link as the original post.

[marble falls]

3. Syphilitic slob.

[kairos12]

4. Excellent turn of phrase.

[marble falls]

5. I was not in AP English fer nothing.