Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Redacted into oblivion?

Found out that God also hates?

Buried in Arlington National Cemetery?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[GreenWave]

1. I hope when he meets his way past due demise....

you will start new threads, is he still dead? (SNL Chevy Chase and Generalissimo Franco)

[SheltieLover]

7. Or who's next?

[niyad]

19. Ko-Ko's song comes to mind.

[SheltieLover]

20. Don't know that one, but will take your word fof it.

[niyad]

33. Google, "I've Got A Little List" from "The Mikado", a Gilbert and

Sullivan operetta. The original is great, some modern versions are hilarious. .and so veery, very true!

[jls4561]

27. We all have a little, or a long list.

[niyad]

32. Mine is loooooooong!

[surfered]

37. This just in,,,

Former President Trump is still critically dead!

[Blue Full Moon]

2. Stroked out over

The FBI touching Malaria's panties when he isn't allowed to touch them.

[surfered]

3. When I saw the Kennedy Center name had been changed to:

The Donald Trump and John F Kennedy Memorial Performing Arts Center, I assumed Trump was dead.

Jubilant, I popped the cork on my bubbly saved just for this occasion. Imagine my disappointment when I logged into DU and discovered no joyous celebrations. That’s when I realized Trump was just stupid and not dead yet. Sad.

[SheltieLover]

8. Oh dear one, you musn't allow slob's lack of comprehension make you sad

Maybe it's foreshadowing the very near future?

[surfered]

9. Keep hope alive

[SheltieLover]

12. Slob's words & actions are like playing opposite day as a kid

Every accusation an admission...just everything is upsidefuckingdown.

[malaise]

14. You win the thread today

He’s an effin idiot

[llmart]

4. He better not EVER be buried in that sacred place!

I'll go dig his rotting corpse up single handedly if I have to. He's desecrated enough of our public spots already.

[Orrex]

5. I suggest that they do it right now, in fact

They can dig him up in a week or so.

[niyad]

16. Did you happen to catch this yesterday?

"Found on facebook:

t#### says he wants to be buried in Arlington. I am okay with this. How does this Monday work for all of you?"

The positive about that, of course, is that he would be gone.

[LymphocyteLover]

17. I saw that here yesterday

and yes, sounds good

[SheltieLover]

21. Today sounds better!

[niyad]

34. So very true!

[llmart]

22. No, I didn't catch that.

I can only stomach reading/hearing about him for so long before I have to protect my sanity.

I wouldn't even wait for Monday. Do it NOW! Pine box - good enough for him. Save the box when you dig him back up because I'm a firm believer in recycling something rotting for something usable. The wood could be put through a chipper shredder for mulch. Hell, put him through the chipper shredder with it!

[niyad]

36. Agreed about the recycling and mulch. But he is so toxic. . .can't have

him near anything live!

[llmart]

44. OK, I thought about that also.

So better yet put him on one of Eloon's next space flights and get him off the planet that way.

[GopherGal]

47. A Lead-lined container?

Like they use for nuclear waste?

And do we trust Eloon's flights to not explode and contaminate our entire atmosphere? If so, pilot it straight into the sun. (Or the sun from another solar system, but I'm not patient enough to wait for all the time required for interstellar travel.)

[niyad]

48. I do like that!!!

[surfered]

38. I'll help

[SheltieLover]

6. Redacted by voters?

Yak fuzz rug atop the lump above his shoulders mistaken for a wolf, so he was arial gunned down by his own?
( https://democraticunderground.com/1131726 )

Strangled with malaria's panties steamed by FBI... or somefhing? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220880186 )

[malaise]

35. Hahaha

Nice😀

[Blumancru]

10. After renaming Kennedy Center for himself

He realizes what “memorial” means. The shock takes him out.
On the third day afterwards, his followers are sorely disappointed.
Mailorderia is cast in a reboot of Green Acres, with Cash Ptooie as Oliver, Steve Bunion as Arnold, and RFK jr. as Eb.

[SheltieLover]

23. Arnold would be highly insulted

[malaise]

11. No but his MAGAts are screaming EEEE!

Exhaustion from Epstein, Economy Ego!

[niyad]

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

15. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Tired of waiting. Come on, cholesterol, work your magic!

[surfered]

39. Drank a half of mine on the assumption he was dead.

When I learned he wasn’t, I drank the other half out of despair. I’ll buy another.
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[niyad]

43. I understand. One has that moment of hope. .and then it is dashed.

Today would be good.

[surfered]

46. 🙏

[twodogsbarking]

18. Accicentally fell asleep at the crematorium and got, well, cooked. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,,

he was an evil being
and this was a must.

[Joinfortmill]

24. Once the photos of him and the victims emege, he's better than dead.

[no_hypocrisy]

25. Held up by negotiations

Satan/The Dark Prince/Old Scratch won't take his soul without the appropriate compensation.

[MiHale]

26. Sitting in the Oval Office...down comes an improperly attached...

Gold doohickey off the ceiling…impales him straight down through the skull….amazingly no brain matter fell out.

[NCDem47]

28. Waiting.

[IronLionZion]

29. We can bury him under the toilets

inside the septic tank.

[hlthe2b]

30. "At the ready!..."

:Hurry the hell up!"

[surfered]

41. Only a matter of time

[dalton99a]

31. The end is inexorable.

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[Grim Chieftain]

40. Still hoping for a Christmas miracle

[slightlv]

42. OMG... you brought up something here that I hadn't thought about...

buried in Arlington National Cemetery? No freaking way. That's one honor he does NOT deserve, and there needs to be a huge ruckus made at the first mention of it. No way does an insurrectionist and traitor to this country deserve to lay in rest with the thousands of men and women who have willingly given their lives to defend the democracy that trump and company are trying to destroy right now. As a veteran and a daughter of a proud WWII veteran, I vehemently object to that kind of desecration.

[generalbetrayus]

45. Made to listen to his television tirade at normal volume,

his eardrums burst, actual blood pours out of his ears, and he bleeds out because no one tries to save him. (Why would they want to?)