Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stroked out in rage because David Brooks upstaged him in a few Epstein photos?

Burned alive while raked over the coals by Jack Smith?

Hid in a fridge and suffocated while hiding from Epstein Files day?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Withered away when faced with his personal kryptonite: truth?

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No, but darth's former cardio doc stated slobby "looked unwell" during his unhinged rant. ( https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-speech-2674530377/ )

Renamed JFK's tombstone, so they buried him? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=latest_threads )



On edit: I was sad to be informed that the De Niro entry orig posted was AI slop, so I immediatelt removed it. Many thanks to Niyad!

[surfered]

7. Beat me to it with #3

[SheltieLover]

12. Lol

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Gawd he is so jealous of the Kennedys!

[surfered]

18. He's so needy!

[SheltieLover]

19. If only he had a modicum of self-awareness...

He might then put himself out of our misery.

[niyad]

21. And darth's cardiologist's name is Jonathan Reiner.

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

3. Has to be very soon, doesn't it?

👠👠👠👠👠👠

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

4. Yes, please!

[SheltieLover]

5. With sugar on top!

[surfered]

8. Maybe soon according to Darth Vader's cardiologist

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

10. IKR.

Promising!

[LymphocyteLover]

6. I'm still holding out for him dying after trying to cover himself in gold

or maybe historical preservationists will hunt him down and take him out after what he's done to the White House

[Srkdqltr]

26. remember the woman who died covered in gold? Could that happen. AS in Goldfinger.

could he be dipped? is there that much gold? Boggles the mind.

[LymphocyteLover]

29. I keep thinking of the scene from Game of Thrones where they gave the Targaryan prince a crown of molten gold

poured it on his head...

[Srkdqltr]

30. I was thinking Goldfinger as I don't watch Game of Thrones.

[LymphocyteLover]

31. that works too!

[niyad]

32. If I remember correctly, she died because the paint covered her spine.

krylon or rustoleum might have enough for that.

[twodogsbarking]

9. Eaten by reindeer after he tried to steal Santa's Sleigh. Naughty, naughty.

[surfered]

11. No, but a few more releases of photos from the Epstein Estate should do it.

[SheltieLover]

13. Today is the deadline for eps data release

What will they do?

Better question: why do we need to have this conversation so many years after-the-fact?

[surfered]

16. Maybe QAnon was right about the powerful elites?

[SheltieLover]

17. Yes, but their defiinition of elites as literate persons rather than money-grubbing harlots was sadly innacurate

[malaise]

14. No but

Today is Epstein Friday and he and Bestie Jeffrey communicated every day in 1994
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220877067

[surfered]

15. Killed by the ghosts of JFK and JFK, Jr for attempting to change the name of the Kennedy Center.

[mnhtnbb]

22. Love the idea of both of them

appearing to the nasty orange one on a cold winter night in the White House that he has desecrated. Scare him to death. Ding Dong.

[Joinfortmill]

20. It's coming, and the Epstein files hold the key to his demise. TickTock.

[SheltieLover]

25. Along with Jack Smith's testimony & evidence it might

Come on, cholesterol. Work your magic!

[Wicked Blue]

23. Terminal redaction

A heavily used Sharpie was found at the scene

[hlthe2b]

24. "Hoping to hide among all the newly released images of Epstein predators-- okay, those who might be 'suspected' to be"

"not gonna work, orange one... You aren't cute..."

[MustLoveBeagles]

27. Adorable. 🥰

[electric_blue68]

33. Oh, so sweet!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

28. What I want for Christmas

[electric_blue68]

34. Old Soviet Union joke...

A man goes to the newsstand everyday looks at the paper, and walks away.

Finally after many times the newsstand guy asks him why is he doing this?

"I'm looking for a Obituary", he replies.
"But there're in the back, not the front page", counters the newsstand guy.

"This one will (be).". Says the man.