Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stroked out while trying to keep up with teleprompter?

Succumbed to a buildup of fatally tacky plaque?

Committed seppuku on-air to boost ratings?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Sadly, not yet, but I hereby dub thee St. Orrex, patron saint of perpetual optimism...

Stroked out over being called a "narcissistic asshole? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220874008 )

Swallowed his piggy tongue because handlers had telepromper amped up to 11?

Fugly orange head popped off his neck from being squeezed like the pustule he is between Jack Smith and eps file releaae deadline?

[Coldwater]

2. No, but ready to pop the cork

when every news agency from here to Bombay interrupts regular programming to make the announcement we've all been waiting for

[SheltieLover]

3. Keep it ready because from the looks of slobby, it won't be long...

[Trueblue1968]

26. He is not healthy. Bet it will be only 6 months.

[SheltieLover]

28. Less than 6 mos, hopefully

[Trueblue1968]

29. Tomorrow !!!!!!

[NNadir]

7. Man I'm just storing Korbel for when the day comes.

That, my friend, looks like a world class vintage. I'm jealous.

[malaise]

9. I want one of those

😂

[dalton99a]

19. +1

[hlthe2b]

4. "Biden did it! Obama did it! Democrats did (didn't do) it! Antifa did it! ...

...but everything will be wonderful and every household will see a one million percent increase in their household income after a two billion percent savings on housing, utilities, healthcare! Everyone will have a Bugatti or a Rolls Royce La Rose Noire in their gold-plated garage! But, not until I take out Biden, Obama, Democrats, Antifa...!"



Hey, blob... THEY FIGHT BACK (and blowback extends to your lies too)

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. How cute 🥰

[SheltieLover]

5. Eviscerated by 340 mill American Honey Badger emotional support animals?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/119818058

[malaise]

6. No but

If lying killed, last night should finish him off

[Orrex]

12. That's why I put so little stock in "karma"

Or in hopeful fantasies about how he suffers from his loss of humanity.

Every moment that he doesn’t spend in actual horrific agony is a lifetime wasted.

[malaise]

17. Ditto

[surfered]

8. It's being reported that the President died of an apparent overdose

as a result of mistakenly infusing meth instead of dementia drugs prior to last night’s address to the nation.

And I agree with SheltieLover that Orrex should be canonized as a Saint for keeping hope alive.

[SheltieLover]

11. I didn't watch his rant as I have zero desire to feel ill,

but from the sounds of things, they had him all riled up & hyped on stimulants.

I think they told him it's time to step down and, in addition to Jack Smith's testimony yesterday, the eps file release deadline on 12/19, & Jack Smith's scheduled OPEN testimony before the Senate, the dose of uppers was too much.

[NNadir]

10. Liver vaporized by 14 MeV fusion neutrons?

[twodogsbarking]

13. Ate Mexican jumping beans and laxative and was last seen floating over Venezuela.

[twodogsbarking]

14. Taken down by Biden Derangement Syndrome.

[surfered]

15. He must have accidentally gotten in to Junior's Coke stash.

Because it was a one hour speech given in 15 minutes, a Mach 1 verbal vomit.

[niyad]

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

23. Between Jack Smith's testimony, the 12/19 eps file deadline and Jack's OPEN Senate testimony in early Jan.,

slobby could blow a gasket soon!

[surfered]

24. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[GreenWave]

18. I have his tombstone ready...

Here lies Donald J. Trump
What else is new?

[surfered]

25. It took a sec, then

[Dave Bowman]

27. Lol, perfect.

[Blumancru]

20. Snorts a big line of whatever stimulant they give him when he has to speak

Passes out after it wears off. Has a nightmare in which he is visited by the ghosts of Roy Cohn, Virginia Giuffre, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg. It causes a big hunk of plaque to crack off.
Mailorderia is awarded a special Nobel Prize for enduring him all these years.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. Someday, on a beautiful day