Kyle Rittenhouse wedding picture

[Munu]

Yes seriously this is it. I will not link to X, but you can find it there if you really want.



Really leaning into that public persona.

[CrispyQ]

1. They love their guns more than each other & when they have kids, they will love their guns more than the kids.

Kyle looks like he lost some weight since the last images of him I saw. They'd be a cute couple if they weren't so ugly inside.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

2. Someone married that killer

[Attilatheblond]

3. Possibly hoping he will do something else to land in prison

Seems some people like having partners who aren't around the house much.

[dflprincess]

4. How long before she charges him with abuse?

I say less than 6 months.

[Talitha]

5. Water seeks its own level.

[Midnight Writer]

6. I'd hate to be the cop called to a domestic disturbance at their house.

[Tommy Carcetti]

7. The saying is that a person is never worse than his or her worst mistake...

But in Kyle's instance, he seems to be milking that for every single drop it's worth.

[TommieMommy]

8. Holy crap 😨

[hlthe2b]

9. Now who could not predict some form of violence in their future--accidental or not.

Uggh

[NJCher]

28. Yeah, this looks like

One of those “infant fires pistol left on bed” stories in its early origins.

[QueerDuck]

10. A lifetime of bad decisions.

His wedding tux looks like something from the boy's suit rack at Sears... worse than a 1978 prom rental tux. Her wedding dress looks like something she'd wear to a night club when looking for sugar daddies or a "date for the night". The bumper-sticker tattoo collection are a nice touch that really help to sell it.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. Betcha he's still a virgin!

[Sneederbunk]

12. How many in the wedding party were shot?

[NJCher]

29. I forgot!

They do that these days!

I remember there was one a few months ago.

[kysrsoze]

13. Trash

[Ocelot II]

14. A lovely couple. I'm sure their children will be fine, upstanding folks, contributing to society

in whatever prison they end up in.

[3catwoman3]

15. I commented in another thread about this that I hope they are infertile.

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Some people should not become parents. He is one. Seeing as she chose him makes her very likely another.

[MustLoveBeagles]

19. I did too

And I don't usually wish that on people.

[NJCher]

30. Oh, I do

I wish it on everyone.

Eventually the world should be run by cats. They know how to get rid of rats. We sure don’t.

[canetoad]

22. He's 22 years old

She looks quite a bit older. Maybe there's no need to worry.

[indusurb]

16. Kyle, the '70's called and it wants its leisure suit back

nt

[Linda ladeewolf]

17. Are you telling me someone wanted to marry him? Wtf?

[Botany]

18. The man should be doing life in the state pen.

He left his home, was driven to Wisconsin by his mother, and murdered 2 people but a
right wing judge and an all white jury let him go.

[MustLoveBeagles]

20. He wasn't driven there by his mother

Everything else you said is correct.

[NEOH]

21. Such a Bro...

Such a bro…

[DFW]

23. The photo does not make clear

Which one did he marry, and which one is there for mere visual enhancement?

[NNadir]

24. What a disgusting person that piece of crap is.

[Raine]

25. Proof ... that there is that one special "perfect" person out there

for everyone.

[NJCher]

31. As we used to say in

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The car manufacturing business: there’s an ass for every seat.

[Rstrstx]

26. Looks like a shotgun wedding

[oasis]

27. See a tailor dipshit.

[Timeflyer]

32. Vasectomy, stat!

[GoCubsGo]

34. She seems nice.

Fingers crossed that they don't reproduce.

[Emile]

35. They'll end up killing each other.

[surfered]

36. A dilemma

[llmart]

37. "Children...

can you say White Trash? This is an example of White Trash."

[Iris]

38. I'm sure their descendents will be so proud