Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Heartbroken to learn that all of his favorite reichwing influencers are foreign bots?

Face melted when he opened a fancy gold box full of... sand?

Laughed himself to death at reports that his net worth fell by $1B when in fact most of his assets a held in shadow companies and illegal slush funds?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[gordianot]

1. I would be willing to donate to a solid gold coffin if he would take up early residence.

[surfered]

3. Will crowd source it

[surfered]

2. Taken out by a Ukrainian drone for pressuring them to accept a peace plan drawn up by Putin

[Dave Bowman]

4. A girl named Dorothy threw a bucket of water at him.

[surfered]

5. From the book of common prayer

Second verse

[SheltieLover]

6. Not yet, but it is still early...

Plenty of time for the fortunate event and the resultant world-wide celebration!

[Blumancru]

7. He succeeds in getting offshore drilling in Florida and California.

The oversupply of oil depresses the market price, reducing the Russian economy by 500%. Retaliation comes swiftly in the form of polonium contaminated tartar sauce.

Mailorderia jumps fence, cohabits with Empty G.

[Orrex]

8. "by 500%"

Nice!



And welcome to DU!

[Blumancru]

11. Thank you.

If anyone could depress an economy by 500%, he would be the one to do it.

[2MuchNoise]

9. Hanged with his new red scarf. Just because.

[Celerity]

10. No.

[surfered]

16. Well...

[hlthe2b]

12. "Beware decrepit, decaying one..."

This little one is not a fan of ORANGE (and he's amassing others like him.. (when you least expect it)

[Buckeyeblue]

13. Some day...here is a vers from one of my favorite Mountain Goat songs.

It definitely is how I feel about when our time with Trump is over.

There's gonna come a day when you feel better
You will rise up free and easy on that day
And float from branch to branch, lighter than the air
Just when that day is coming, who can say? Well, who can say?

[surfered]

14. I'll drink🍷 to that

[twodogsbarking]

15. Bald Eagles dropped pigs on his motorcade. Oinky, oinky.

[generalbetrayus]

19. Wishful thinking, I fear. Apparently bald eagles can't even hang onto a cat in their talons.

https://apnews.com/article/bald-eagle-cat-windshield-north-carolina-c3fdb9978ffe5ca347f2008d660adc07

[AllaN01Bear]

17. greetings from the night shift

no.

[generalbetrayus]

18. Visits Cincinnati on Thanksgiving Day and gets crushed by a turkey falling from the sky.

[niyad]

21. "As god is my witness. . ."

[MustLoveBeagles]

24. Good one

[niyad]

20. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

22. Plenty of time left for the fortunate event and the massive world-wide party!

[niyad]

23. So true!

[Hassin Bin Sober]

26. .

[Blumancru]

27. Takes first ride on the 747 that Qatar gave him,

officially designated Hair Farce One.
While wandering around looking for a Big Mac, he accidentally opens the cabin door and falls.
Mailorderia then becomes a multiple wife of Mohammed Bone Sawtan.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

28. I am looking forward to this eulogy

Link to tweet