Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stabbed in a fit of pique by an unnamed resigning congresswoman?

Stroked out when someone asked him to define "socialism?"

Coronary after aide reminded him that he signed the Epstein Files Transparency Act?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Not yet, but it's still early.

[surfered]

10. Not soon enough

[SheltieLover]

12. The whole world feels just like that!

[Blumancru]

2. Walks through sprinklers at Mag A Lardass

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Then wanders into a wet t shirt contest coincidentally being held nearby. Due to his gynecomastia, he is declared the winner. Throws a temper tantrum and a ketchup bottle, which bounces off a wall fatally striking his head.
Mailorderia then moves in with Gavin Newsom.

[calimary]

17. Hey, that's a good one!

Mag-a-Lardass!

Or MAGA-Lardass.

Whatever. Either one works.

Whatever’s worse.

[Blumancru]

18. I also came up with Log O Mierda

You can use those if you like. I claim no copyright.

[calimary]

24. That's a good one, too!

[malaise]

3. No but

I hope the nurses have the last word 😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220823790

[malaise]

4. Stabbed in a fit of pique by an unnamed resigning congresswoman?

Bwaaaaah.

[twodogsbarking]

5. A sleuth of bears devour him to save the environment.

Heh, heh, Boo Boo.

[GopherGal]

23. J.D. Vance is considering a pardon

for the bears detained for "unlawful disposal of hazardous waste" after shitting in the woods to purge their bodies of the foul substance they ingested.

[surfered]

6. Throttled by Sean Hannity for hosting a jihadist, Marxist, communist in the Oval Office

[Easterncedar]

7. Fatally pepper-sprayed by ICE agent confused by his suspicious skin color

[malaise]

16. Bwaaaah

You win the thread today😀

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

11. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

15. Hold the vision...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

14. Keep dreaming, my friend!

Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[LymphocyteLover]

9. slain by MAGAts enraged by his convivial meeting with "communist" Mamdani?

[MiHale]

13. Met up with Prince Mohammed's gift to him...

in the hallways of the White House…The Dreaded Room-bonesaw that cleans up foes….whoops!

[Gordcanuck]

19. Not yet, mainly because

what he represents will never die regardless of his own fate. Incidentally, disobeying an illegal order is not a capital offence, it is a constitutional duty.

[leftstreet]

20. DURec

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. Quiet Piggy

[malaise]

22. Love it

😀