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Orrex

(66,445 posts) Sat Nov 22, 2025, 07:14 AM Saturday

Is he dead yet?

Stabbed in a fit of pique by an unnamed resigning congresswoman?

Stroked out when someone asked him to define "socialism?"

Coronary after aide reminded him that he signed the Epstein Files Transparency Act?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Saturday OP

Not yet, but it's still early. SheltieLover Saturday #1

Not soon enough surfered Saturday #10

The whole world feels just like that! SheltieLover Saturday #12

Walks through sprinklers at Mag A Lardass Blumancru Saturday #2

Hey, that's a good one! calimary Saturday #17

I also came up with Log O Mierda Blumancru Saturday #18

That's a good one, too! calimary Saturday #24

No but malaise Saturday #3

Stabbed in a fit of pique by an unnamed resigning congresswoman? malaise Saturday #4

A sleuth of bears devour him to save the environment. twodogsbarking Saturday #5

J.D. Vance is considering a pardon GopherGal Saturday #23

Throttled by Sean Hannity for hosting a jihadist, Marxist, communist in the Oval Office surfered Saturday #6

Fatally pepper-sprayed by ICE agent confused by his suspicious skin color Easterncedar Saturday #7

Bwaaaah malaise Saturday #16

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Saturday #8

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Saturday #11

Hold the vision... SheltieLover Saturday #15

Keep dreaming, my friend! SheltieLover Saturday #14

slain by MAGAts enraged by his convivial meeting with "communist" Mamdani? LymphocyteLover Saturday #9

Met up with Prince Mohammed's gift to him... MiHale Saturday #13

Not yet, mainly because Gordcanuck Saturday #19

DURec leftstreet Saturday #20

Quiet Piggy LetMyPeopleVote Saturday #21

Love it malaise Saturday #22

SheltieLover

(75,282 posts)

1. Not yet, but it's still early.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 07:19 AM

Saturday

surfered

(10,471 posts)

10. Not soon enough

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 08:37 AM

Saturday

SheltieLover

(75,282 posts)

12. The whole world feels just like that!

Reply to surfered (Reply #10)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 08:40 AM

Saturday

Blumancru

(64 posts)

2. Walks through sprinklers at Mag A Lardass

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 07:26 AM

Saturday

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Then wanders into a wet t shirt contest coincidentally being held nearby. Due to his gynecomastia, he is declared the winner. Throws a temper tantrum and a ketchup bottle, which bounces off a wall fatally striking his head.
Mailorderia then moves in with Gavin Newsom.

calimary

(88,602 posts)

17. Hey, that's a good one!

Reply to Blumancru (Reply #2)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 09:22 AM

Saturday

Mag-a-Lardass!

Or MAGA-Lardass.

Whatever. Either one works.

Whatever’s worse.

Blumancru

(64 posts)

18. I also came up with Log O Mierda

Reply to calimary (Reply #17)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 09:27 AM

Saturday

You can use those if you like. I claim no copyright.

calimary

(88,602 posts)

24. That's a good one, too!

Reply to Blumancru (Reply #18)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 02:13 PM

Saturday

malaise

(291,437 posts)

3. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 07:44 AM

Saturday

I hope the nurses have the last word 😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220823790

malaise

(291,437 posts)

4. Stabbed in a fit of pique by an unnamed resigning congresswoman?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 07:45 AM

Saturday

Bwaaaaah.

twodogsbarking

(16,936 posts)

5. A sleuth of bears devour him to save the environment.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 07:51 AM

Saturday

Heh, heh, Boo Boo.

GopherGal

(2,737 posts)

23. J.D. Vance is considering a pardon

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #5)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 02:03 PM

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for the bears detained for "unlawful disposal of hazardous waste" after shitting in the woods to purge their bodies of the foul substance they ingested.

surfered

(10,471 posts)

6. Throttled by Sean Hannity for hosting a jihadist, Marxist, communist in the Oval Office

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 08:01 AM

Saturday

Easterncedar

(5,310 posts)

7. Fatally pepper-sprayed by ICE agent confused by his suspicious skin color

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 08:02 AM

Saturday

malaise

(291,437 posts)

16. Bwaaaah

Reply to Easterncedar (Reply #7)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 08:51 AM

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You win the thread today😀

niyad

(128,787 posts)

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 08:26 AM

Saturday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(10,471 posts)

11. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

Reply to niyad (Reply #8)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 08:38 AM

Saturday

SheltieLover

(75,282 posts)

15. Hold the vision...

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 08:43 AM

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🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

SheltieLover

(75,282 posts)

14. Keep dreaming, my friend!

Reply to niyad (Reply #8)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 08:42 AM

Saturday

Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

LymphocyteLover

(9,108 posts)

9. slain by MAGAts enraged by his convivial meeting with "communist" Mamdani?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 08:31 AM

Saturday

MiHale

(12,392 posts)

13. Met up with Prince Mohammed's gift to him...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 08:41 AM

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in the hallways of the White House…The Dreaded Room-bonesaw that cleans up foes….whoops!

Gordcanuck

(145 posts)

19. Not yet, mainly because

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 11:24 AM

Saturday

what he represents will never die regardless of his own fate. Incidentally, disobeying an illegal order is not a capital offence, it is a constitutional duty.