***Breaking *** DC Sandwich Thrower Found Not Guilty

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Developing...

[MarineCombatEngineer]

1. Jury sending a message to Bondi, Pirro, Been A Dick Donald, etc..

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

19. Yep

[AllaN01Bear]

38. ding, this.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. You can indict a ham sandwich but not convict it. . . . . nt

[calimary]

14. Well, there we are.

Good post, Bernardo de La Paz!

“You can indict a ham sandwich but not convict it.”

No, on second thought, GREAT post. Absolutely STELLAR!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

18. Jeanine "Winebox" Pirro will be having a liquid dinner and the walls will be drinking ketchup. . . . nt

[calimary]

37. You have a Way with Words, sir.

Jeanine “Winebox” Pirro!!!

I can’t even write all three words without interrupting myself with laughter!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

40. Thx :) I can't claim credit for the middle name, but thirsty walls did occur to me in another thread. . . . nt

[Ocelot II]

3. Pretty poor batting average so far.

Federal prosecutors tend to win their cases, but only if they aren't unqualified toadies.

[DinahMoeHum]

27. This was about standing on a cement block. . .

. . .to kick a duck in the ass, on the Trump DOJ's part.

And even then, they missed the mark.

[Torchlight]

4. So, a grand jury can indict a ham sandwich, but not a subway.

Today’s verdict: not guilty by reason of extra mayo.

[UTUSN]

6. Hah!

[malaise]

7. DUzy

😂

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. From Joyce Vance

Link to tweet

[mercuryblues]

5. Isn't that more like

Baking news, bread thrower found not guilty?

This shows you can eventually indict a ham sandwich, but you can't get a guilty virdict.

[Johonny]

8. We spent how much money trying to prosecute

This?

[Arazi]

21. I hope somebody does that cost analyses

Especially after the DOGE shit and their constant chants about cutting “waste fraud and abuse”.

Put a number on this fiasco and use it in ads

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. Some of the art that has appeared around the city honoring him

Link to tweet

[underpants]

31. Jeanine Porto's office does the impossible AGAIN.

[Cha]

32. Sean Dunn Super Hero Sandwich Guy!

Mahalo, LMPV!

[Traildogbob]

11. I would say

Be prepared for lots of sub tossing at ICE raids, but not a good look while Americans are not being helped to eat. As Jesus demanded if ya believe those tells. Just good human rules, and passionate deeds, no special sky ghost needs to tell us to.
Maybe toss “rubber” subs like those squeaky rubber chicken toys. Imagine hundreds of em squeaking at the ICE thugs as an insult to this whole damn trial.
Is this the manlyism Kegsbreath and J Waters demand of men? Terrified of a sandwich while dressed and armed for war. They need some real war experiences, that shoot back and are not afraid of OUR courts.

[Justice Brandeis]

34. Perhaps

But while a DC, or LA or Chicago or NYC or SF Bay Area jury might acquit, there are some cities where that same outcome would be far less likely.

[Traildogbob]

39. You are completely correct.

I reside in one of those areas. Remember Cawthorn and Meadows? (And he is a free man, the document burning side kick of the criminal pig)

[Aristus]

12. The whole thing has a "A Few Good Men" aura about it.

Naval prosecutor: "You're stalling on this, Kaffee! Your client is up on charges of possession!"

Kaffee: "It was oregano, Dave. He bought a dime-bag of oregano."

Prosecutor: "He thought it was marijuana!"

Kaffee: "My client is an idiot. But that's not a crime."

Who knew that, IRL, they would one day indict a sandwich?

[underpants]

30. Uhhhh

[Mike Nelson]

13. I noticed something about...

... my recent Subway foot-long purchase. I ate half and saved the other for the next day's lunch... the bread seemed a little hard, but not stale. The next day, it was rock hard. I've never noticed their bread was this bad, and I assumed quality was going down. BUT maybe I was wrong. Maybe the bread is harder in case I need to use the Subway Club as a defensive weapon against ICE agents?

[Kingofalldems]

15. Jamie Raskin on the sandwich guy:

Long live the jury trial in America.

— Rep. Jamie Raskin (@raskin.house.gov) 2025-11-06T19:52:48.052Z

Don’t forget that the sandwich guy was released at the scene and then re-arrested in a raid by a full tactical team. They were willing to kill him and and any neighbors in the way to get propaganda footage of the “arrest”.

— Asher Langton (@asherlangton.bsky.social) 2025-11-06T19:37:31.550Z

[Cha]

33. Sean C Dunn Super Hero Sandwich Guy!

#FuckICE

TY

[Raven123]

16. So smelling the onions didn't convince the jury? Go figure

[AverageOldGuy]

17. Watch for Subway to introduce . . .

. . . the "ICE Special"

[pecosbob]

20. Love it...but don't rush out to buy subway...the owner is evil.

Boycott all Roark Group franchises. Massive wage theft...donates millions to fight minimum wage increases.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

23. I don't buy from Subway,

if I want a sub sandwich, I'll either make my own or go to Port of Subs, much better subs.

[yellowcanine]

22. Time makes the Italian hoagie "Person of the Year".

Developing…

[bif]

24. DUPE

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220779589

[littlemissmartypants]

25. I believe that only in Late Breaking News is this an issue here. ❤️

[niyad]

42. You are correct. And this has been pointed out a number of times in different

threads.

[niyad]

41. Sighhhhh. Once again, this is GD, not LBN.

[littlemissmartypants]

26. They couldn't hold the onions.

[rubbersole]

28. I just wish that instead of a sub it had been a burrito.

Magat melt(s) down!

[MarineCombatEngineer]

29. If it had been a burrito, K. Noem would have it deported.

[DBoon]

35. has the Subway web site crashed in response?

Are too many people trying to order a sandwich in celebration?

Access Denied
You don't have permission to access "http://www.subway.com/" on this server.

Reference #18.17ea4217.1762464563.2989497f

https://errors.edgesuite.net/18.17ea4217.1762464563.2989497f

for https://www.subway.com/

[doc03]

36. Lucky that wasn't Florida a guy killed someone for throwing popcorn at him,

he got off with stand your ground.

[DiverDave]

43. Just sickening

Popcorn?
Im going to smoke now.