In about a month, The Felon will post an AI video

[Oeditpus Rex]

of himself dropping live turkeys from a Blackhawk helicopter onto a group of farmers.

[Klarkashton]

1. I have a feeling that AI stuff isn't going to be kind

To trump in the future.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. He's losing his *fecal matter* over the No Kings protests. . . . nt

[JT45242]

2. Saying 'as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly

Just saying, Les Nessman and Herb Tarlic would have been a smarter, more trustworthy, competent, and intelligent pair in the white house than mango Mussolini and the couch fucker.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Well, Les despised communists

So that's a point in his favor for Republican political office. And Herb was a dyed-in-the-wool capitalist, blame-shifter and chick hound, so he was well-suited (pun intended) for the Republican ticket.