The Borowitz Report-Over 400 of Elon Musk's Children Attended No Kings Rallies

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Over 400 of Elon Musk’s Children Attended No Kings Rallies
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— Aleianjack (@aleianjack.bsky.social) 2025-10-19T23:52:25.861Z

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In yet another indication of the heavy turnout for the No Kings rallies, over 400 of Elon Musk’s children attended the protests, according to estimates released on Sunday.

Donald J. Trump, furious at the size of the No Kings crowds, claimed that the estimated attendance of 7 million “is much lower when you subtract all the people who were there to show their hate for Elon.”

“People are saying the number of Elon’s kids who turned out was much higher than 400—thousands, maybe millions,” he said. “You take away Elon’s kids and almost no one was there.”

Calling the number of Musk children who despise their father “a sad situation, quite frankly,” he added, “So many of Elon’s kids showed up there was practically no room for Antifa.”

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1. Perhaps a Bit of a Stretch to Attempt to Reply to a Wonderful Comedic Takedown, But At Least These

Hypothetical Musk children, as portrayed, actually seem to be independent, sentient beings, unlike the absolute droges apparently sharing chromosomes (yuck!) with that buffoon who claims golf as his ultimate skill (as long as everyone winks and nods at his constant cheating).