BREAKING: Trump orders Venezuela's opposition leader Mara Corina Machado to be DEPORTED TO VENEZUELA!

[Miles Archer]

Nobel Peace Prize goes to María Corina Machado, Venezuela’s opposition leader

All kidding aside, from what I read yesterday, OTHER THAN Trump's general behavior since January 20th being in direct opposition to everything the Nobel Peace Prize stands for, the two main reasons why he didn't get it were:

1). Trump's Bibi-palooza bigly yuge "deal" has not yet been implemented.

2). IN ADDITION TO its not being implemented, the results would have to be lasting peace.

HIDE THE KETCHUP AT MAR-A-LAGO!

[markie]

1. even if

there may be lasting peace in Middle East..... that wouldn't compensate for all the anti-democratic, anti-humanitarian actions he has taken

[Miles Archer]

2. Trump is irrevocably tethered to Stephen Miller, and...

...Miller's never gonna win a Nobel, so neither is Trump.

Trump is lazy. He'll let an abomination like Miller call the shots because it's easier than having to do it himself. So, eventually, he pays the price of having someone like Miller doing his job for him.

[snowybirdie]

3. Kind of

warms my heart that the winner is from Venezuela!