Surgery performed on Trump at the Spurious T. Satire Medical Center.
Thanks to a recent post, in which he claimed that "lefty antifa terrorists" were bedeviling him, it was decided to perform devil reduction surgery.
The lead surgeon, Dr. Hesus Caduceus, determined that there is no way "to beat the devil" out of him, and called on Dr. Gavin Newsom to take a stab at it.
"If only he had listened to me years ago ... "
He refused anesthesia, saying "There's no way that bearded lawn gnome is taking over, not for one second, cross my heart and hope to ...
If there is no improvement soon, various home remedies excluding Tylenol™️®️ will be tried.
Many are given at Wikihow.
How to Get Rid of Demons
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Demons
With the unfortunate passing of Bob Ross, he can't be asked to "just beat the devil out of him". (1)
(1) https://bob-ross.fandom.com/wiki/Cleaning_the_Brush_Jokes
Note: The image is a photograph of a framed print, made before the days of AI, at an anonymous thrift store on Blackstone Street in Fresno next to Leslie's Pool Supplies.
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