Noem's shaved ape knuckle-dragging hump buddy Lewandowski says "We will find you" at the Super Bowl.

[Miles Archer]

Department of Homeland Security adviser Corey Lewandowski on Wednesday fumed over Puerto Rican superstar Bad Bunny’s headlining of the upcoming Super Bowl LX halftime show.

The longtime Donald Trump stooge also vowed that Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents will attend the NFL’s flagship game at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California, on Feb. 8, 2026, as part of the Trump administration’s ongoing crackdown on undocumented immigrants. Watch here.

“There is nowhere that you can provide safe haven to people who are in this country illegally. Not the Super Bowl and nowhere else,” Lewandowski told right-wing podcaster Benny Johnson.

“We will find you,” the onetime Trump campaign manager continued. “We will apprehend you. We will put you in a detention facility, and we will deport you. So know that that is a very real situation under this administration, which is completely contrary to how it used to be."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/corey-lewandowski-bad-bunny-super-bowl_n_68de2153e4b0c450ba653b58

[Deep State Witch]

1. What Are They Going To Do

Round up the stadium workers? The folks that clean the restrooms, make the food, and maintain the grounds? Because I guarantee you that no undocumented person is going to be able to afford tickets!

[wcmagumba]

2. I'm guessing there won't be many undocumented folks at the SB, these ice/ass agents just want the free tickets...

[GoCubsGo]

4. That, and they never pass up a chance to intimidate.

Which is why their thugs have been occupying downtown areas of cities, rather than in the neighborhoods where their alleged targets reside. Yes, they are rounding up people, but a whole lot of this is just dick-wagging.

[Traildogbob]

3. So any fans dancing to the

Bunny music will be drug out of the stadium, locked up and deported?
If I told ya what my thoughts and my prayers are for every fucking one of these assholes threatening us every day, I would be banned from here forever. So, I will do it as Jesus said to, alone, and never as a spectacle. Mathew: (everyday damn day, multiple times)
Certainly harsher for a few like this power couple of Barbie/Ken’s. It would require a Quinton T film production to show the images in my brain.
So god damned sick of threats from them all.
What do the signs say, “Jesus is the answer”. Prove it!!!!

[sop]

5. Cricket and the goat are looking down with disgust...

[doc03]

6. How many illeagal imagrants will attend the

Super Bowl other than the people working for vendors or maintenance jobs?

[Johonny]

7. Do they know how much SuperBowl tickets cost?

Who the fuck do they think is going to this thing?

[Paladin]

8. "...which is completely contrary to how it used to be."

Yeah, so we noticed.