To better align with its new mission The Department of Justice is changing its name

[Xipe Totec]

To the Department of Just ICE.

To better focus on tariffs and expulsion of undocumented immigrants.

And documented immigrants too for good measure.

[BOSSHOG]

1. I prefer my Justice NEAT!

But that would require new management

[boonecreek]

2. Please tell me this Borowitz

or the onion.

[BradBo]

3. ICE Tea has a real opportunity to cash in.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

4. LOL

[librechik]

5. well done!

Thanks for noticing!

[milestogo]

6. I thought you were going to say

the Department of Corruption.