When you see the new Superman movie

[Aviation Pro]

Remember that the original was launched in 1938 when another small-dicked man thought he was an emperor.

The parallels rhyme and we need this symbol now.

[crud]

1. Truth, Justice and the American Way

[Traildogbob]

2. And two Jewish

Men created the story of the immigrant that wears his underwear on the outside.
Grooming young minds.
MAGA hates it because Trump is the only super hero that will save the world.
Imagine that blob in tights with whitie tighties on the outside. With a fake bulge. But, like Superman, that thing on his head would stay in place as he flies at the speed of a bullet. And jumps over his tallest building in NY, (after 9/11) it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no…..it’s a gas filled hot air blimp. Hoping it meets the fate of the most famous blimp. With Miller/Noem as the pilot.

[boonecreek]

3. What's the difference between Trump and the Hindenburg?

One's a flaming Nazi gasbag, the other is a zeppelin.

Yeah, it's an old joke.

[Ms. Toad]

4. A buddy of mine from community theater is in it -

One of the extras - two bits he's in made the teaser (both the long and short versions).

[kimbutgar]

5. I usually wait for these type of movies to come out to streaming but I might actually go to say FU to fox

And have it break box office records !