Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Torn to shreds by MAGA KKKultists distraught over his 180 reversal on aid to Ukraine?

Or fatal whiplash after doing that 180 on Ukraine aid?

Fell out of a window for reasons that have nothing to do with the above?

Turned into a pillar of salt after rejecting God for failing to punish petty grievances?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Hugin]

1. Hyperventilated whistling past the grave yard?

Got too playful with an alligator?

Heat stroke while storming an empty park?

Misfiled along with Epstein’s client list?

Or to revisit a favorite:

Inadvertently walled up in a hasty White House corner gilt?

Anything?

[gordianot]

2. Not yet but others are dying as a result of his actions or inactions.

[bdamomma]

38. or totally

incompetence.

[SheltieLover]

3. Blew a gasket because Pope offered for Vatican to host peace talks? (Perceived as Pope trying to steal Nobel prize.)

Died of jealousy because President Zelenskyy was invited to meet with Pope at summer retreat? ( https://democraticunderground.com/132280658 )

Stroked out upon hearing of senior facility for penguins created at New England Aquarium in Boston, believing this an attempt for those sneaky penguins to avoid his tariff concepts of a plan? ( https://democraticunderground.com/132152204 )

Crushed by the concussove force of resounding "fuck you" from Brazil's Lula after slob attempted to extert mob boss-typs threats against the country for daring to hold scumbag Bolsanaro to account? ( https://democraticunderground.com/110892237 )

As figurehead of the American Taliban, dies of shock at the disrespect perceived by Babylonian hymn unearthed referencing women as priesresses. The nerve of not foreseeing how terrifying this concept would be to him 2,000 years later! ( https://democraticunderground.com/122912340 )

Fatal dreams of a parallel universe with rightful President, Hillary Clinton, ordering her DOJ to release all info about the intl sex trafficking of minors?

[surfered]

12. Well done

[SheltieLover]

22. Thx!

So many possibilitirs & we only need 1. :Just 1.

[niyad]

18. BRAVA!!! Very impressive!

[SheltieLover]

23. Every time I see a post titled "*rump suffered" my heart leaps in hopes...

Only to be dashed again.

Thx!

[electric_blue68]

35. Prs Z and the Prs Hillary ones! 😄👍👍

[SheltieLover]

36. I agree!

[malaise]

4. No but his MAGAts are already tiring

of the shitshow

[calimary]

17. If only!

Make it so!

The h PLEEEEEEEEEASE make it so!

I yearn to watch his fan base start dissolving!

[malaise]

29. Enjoy

It has begun😀

[lapfog_1]

5. Died after the few remaining brain cells in the Medulla oblongata

just gave up attempting to justify a 50 percent tariff on Brazil that has something to do with the "trade issues" ( Brazil imports more goods from USA than it exports to the USA ) and NOT because his criminal fellow wannabe dictator Bolsonaro is on trial for his obvious crimes.

Once those died and went to hell to join the dozen or so other brain cells... Trump just stopped breathing.

[LymphocyteLover]

6. I think if windmill cancer existed, he deserves a malignant case of it

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[malaise]

8. Pop baby pop

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x4_0KGj0PMY

[niyad]

20. The countless scenes of the popping corks and the wine spraying everywhere

have always annoyed me. Such a waste!

I once had to open 50 bottles of bubbly over the course of an evening for an event. Never wasted a drop!!! (Note to self: remember to remove your rings first before you start opening them!!!)

[SheltieLover]

25. Used to watch baseball & world serious wins waste cases

[SheltieLover]

24. Anyday now, by the looks of him.

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[CaptainTruth]

9. Today's meme

[niyad]

19. Surely the universe would not want to disappoint this gorgeous being?

[SheltieLover]

26. Such a beautiful, insightful kitty!

Hold the vision that her or his dream comes true soon!

[hlthe2b]

10. "No, No, NO!"

"Go for the long long RED tie (and the orange boated one wearing it)"

[SheltieLover]

28. Kiddo got in the way of horse's snack session.

Poor kiddo.

Guessing that gorgeous creature wouls not be happy with masked goons kidnapping people.

[dreamland]

11. He's already brain dead.

Let's see the rest of his body become so, hopefully soon.

[surfered]

13. Piglet expresses my feelings

[SheltieLover]

30. Poor Piglet. Soon, little guy. Soon.

It cannot be otherwise. He already looks like a corpse, which might've cause Piglet to be hopeful.

[twodogsbarking]

14. Maggots cover him and chew him to bits.

Oh the irony.

[twodogsbarking]

15. Small drone to the navel.

[Warpy]

16. Stiff wind shattered his heavily lacquered coiffure

impaling him with multiple shards.

Steps on his tie, strangles himself to death.

Decides it's unseemly to bow to the White House chopper pilot, head lopped off by rotor blades.

[SheltieLover]

31. Hahaha!

Good ones! Eeeewwww...flying shards of laquered yak fuzz...

[Warpy]

32. I just hope Orrex doesb't think I"m thread shitting

It's just been such a long time since I've let my creatively macabre nurse's imagination out.

[SheltieLover]

33. Oh, I'm sure Orrex doesn't think you're thread shitting. Shitting on kraznov is all about the spirit of the thread, imo

Although, to be fair, I certainly cannot speak for Orrex or anyone else.

[Orrex]

39. Pfft. You're always welcome in any thread of mine

[Warpy]

41. Thanks, good friend, and ditto

I'll try to keep the splatter posts to a minimum.

[republianmushroom]

21. Damn, it was just a dream, but, what a good dream.

Maybe tomorrow. Hopefully.

[Ocelot II]

27. Alas, no. I can tell because I don't hear horns honking and bands playing

and people singing, which would and will happen instantly when that great day comes. This song comes to mind:

[electric_blue68]

37. I sleep late. My "dream" is to be woken up by all the Cheering, and Horn Honkings. And since I live in a Big City....

It's gonna be LOUD!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉


Like your WSS song pick!😄👍

[LetMyPeopleVote]

34. For this thread

[Blue Owl]

40. Decapped by a big beautiful guillotine