he has a great plastic surgeon

[onethatcares]

just check out the work done on his left ear..................

[LiberalArkie]

1. When a person is the "Messiah", he will tend to heal better.

[onethatcares]

4. one would think

that messiah would have come up with a healthcare plan for the rest of us...Has it really been two weeks already

[rurallib]

2. He has spare parts at MAL

He will nevah die! Nevah!

[rsdsharp]

3. Left ear?

[onethatcares]

5. looking head on

my bad. I apologize.

[rsdsharp]

7. He has a left ear and a right ear, whichever way you look at him.

It was his right ear that was bleeding after the shooting in Pennsylvania.

[Skittles]

6. "gunshot wound"

remember he wore a big bandage like it was terribly damaged

[rsdsharp]

8. Yeah. On his right ear.

[onethatcares]

9. that was a maxi pad

because he felt the gush.....................................Oh jeebuss the advertising writes itself

[Irish_Dem]

10. His ear was born a female.