Four Kinds of Kristi Noem Fuck-Ups

[struggle4progress]

... Trump is ... trying to deport people before they avail themselves of what Trump claims is their recourse, habeas, but once they’ve been deported, they can no longer avail themselves of a habeas petition because they’re no longer in US custody.

Kristi Noem ... sent women on flights even though Bukele would only accept men.

She sent a Nicaraguan even though Bukele refused to accept other Central Americans.

She sent a slew of men, including a gay makeup artist and a professional soccer player, based primarily on their tattoos ...

And she sent Abrego Garcia to El Salvador in defiance of a ruling that she couldn’t do that ...

https://www.emptywheel.net/2025/04/01/the-three-kinds-of-fuck-ups-kristi-noem-committed-on-march-15/

[Duncanpup]

1. One day these evil people in this administration will stand trial.

[Aristus]

2. That's not counting her two most colossal fuckups:

1. Murdering a dog.

2. And then bragging about it.

Everything after that is just details...

[Ping Tung]

3. She has the heart and empathy of a rabid Piranha that's been fasting for a week.

See her late puppy for evidence.

[Kid Berwyn]

4. Fifth one: Despo-Nepotism

Despo-tism:

Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem hires 'lover' Corey Lewandowski to work under her as special government employee

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14387291/homeland-security-chief-krist-noem-hires-corey-lewandowski-government-employee.html

Kristi and Corey were all over each other when they were married to other people.

[Irish_Dem]

5. Bad plastic surgery and boob job.