Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Heart attack when President Musk demands that he reimburse his failed attempt to buy Wisconsin?

Garotted by the bankrupting of The Daily Wire?

Killed by Doc Holliday?

[EYESORE 9001]

1. He looks like someone stepped on his grave

Except Doc Holliday isn’t addressing Johnny Ringo this time.

[C_U_L8R]

2. Fate has its own idea of Liberation Day

Fly away, Trump. Fly away.

[malaise]

7. I posted my response without reading yours

😂😀😂

[C_U_L8R]

9. Maybe it will come true :-)

He's free of us, we're free of him, everybody wins.

[malaise]

3. No but after Cory Booker and Susan Crawford yesterday

The only stock that won’t tank today is ketchup😀

Today is his liberation day - hope irony prevails and we are liberated from both Slobby and NapoElon Muskrat.

[SheltieLover]

4. Crushed by weight of rethug losses yesterday?

Ides of April arrived early?

Drown in catsup backflow last night off the walls?

Hope springs eternal...

[surfered]

5. Throttled by Jim Cramer over tariffs. Jury refuses to convict him

[benfranklin1776]

6. Immolated by the flaming shards of the disintegrating Musk campaign rocket?

Hemorrhaging from deep bruising caused by his thorough asskicking delivered by the voters of Wisconsin?

Accidentally deported to El Salvador and he can’t be brought back?

Crushed by a large gift iceberg sent by Greenlanders?

[malaise]

24. Bwaaaaah

Picture this😂😀😂

[CrispyQ]

27. Your third choice would serve justice. ⚖️ -nt

[ms liberty]

8. Val Kilmer passed yesterday.

[Martin Eden]

10. Destroyed by 25 hours and 5 minutes of Truth Bombs on the Senate floor

Booker's performance made it a killing floor to a creature that subsists on LIES.

[GopherGal]

18. Crushed by a stampede of despondent red-hats

who went mad reeling under the dual blow of
1) a black man breaking Uncle Strom's filibuster record and
2) learning that "y'all" is a pronoun.

[Martin Eden]

21. The only Black men Uncle Strom liked were Uncle Toms

If The Felon has his way, Cory's stand and the entire Civil Rights movement would be flushed down the Memory Hole.

[twodogsbarking]

11. Is he..........

[Joinfortmill]

12. One day closer.

[58Sunliner]

13. WH staff mistook him for a giant hairless rat and called the exterminator?

[GopherGal]

20. I heard it was the special treatment required for the "piss-tufted orange rats" that did it.

[Aviation Pro]

14. Hearing his last words spoken to him

“I’m Batman.”

[Wicked Blue]

15. Accidentally drank E-loon's drug test cup

[NH Ethylene]

16. Stroke when he hears Rogan and Coutier are speaking against him.

[niyad]

17. Alas, my bottlle of bubbly remains unopened.

Thunderheart dropped him in a uranium mining pit?

[Aviation Pro]

19. I can't wait to post this

[republianmushroom]

22. Damn, not last night, but we are a day closer to that day.

Can't wait, like a kid, when the Christmas tree goes up.

[Swede]

23. I'll be your huckleberry.

[electric_blue68]

25. A group of Rampaging Polar Bears from Cananda caught him on the golf course!

[FSogol]

26. Smothered under a pile of Musk's kids left to wander thru the oval office.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

28. Anyone want to buy a vowel?

Link to tweet

[JoseBalow]

29. Arf she said

(1:05)

[hlthe2b]

30. ...

[Blue Owl]

31. Tried to fondle a Tesla charging outlet