Preview of tomorrow's headlines

[struggle4progress]

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	Don't worry! Be happy!
	0 (0%)
	Kash Patel refuses to say whether he has ever met anybody
	1 (3%)
	White House posts beloved recipe for Jim Jones' koolaid pickles
	0 (0%)
	After Musk's son's comments, Noem offers to take child hunting near Guantanamo
	7 (20%)
	Americans excitedly studying declassified documents explaining how President was assassinated
	0 (0%)
	Following DOGE-recommended cost-saving moves, Washington Post prints completely blank edition
	2 (6%)
	SpaceX hires former teenaged employees of Oceangate to design Mars migration rockets and capsules
	1 (3%)
	CDC recommends wait-staff cough and sneeze on at least fifteen customers each day to boost natural immunity
	2 (6%)
	Heritage Society investigation reveals many uneducated racist half-wits unfairly excluded from government and industry jobs
	22 (63%)
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[Silent Type]

1. Got a good laugh out of all.

[dweller]

2. Optional

We are not alone

✌🏻

[intheflow]

3. Man, it was hard to pick just one!

Had to go with Noem, with a shotgun, giving X a tour. I mean, the kid just won’t behave!

[mahina]

4. Trump announces intention to own and occupy Kazakhstan

or possibly Turkmenistan.

Just kidding.

No really we are serious.

Nanana, just kidding!

Wait we are not kidding. We always occupied Turkmenistan AND Kazakhstan.

[Meowmee]

5. I just hope to be reading a few obituaries etc. one can hope....

[usonian]

6. Most likely:

✅ Economy sinks lower. Trump tries to blame Biden. Forgets his name and calls him Vicodin.

How low? Day by day account here:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/111699331