Coming Soon: A trump McDonalds Stunt

[MagaSmash]

CNN is reporting that Trump will visit a McDonald’s in Pennsylvania on Sunday, in order to “work the fry cooker.” It’s not clear where in Pennsylvania the McDonald’s visit will take place.

https://polinews.org/trump-is-reportedly-planning-to-visit-mcdonalds-to-work-the-fry-cooker-and-the-internet-has-some-thoughts/?fbclid=IwY2xjawF834FleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHSeOCedWuU-CMpiM0IGRfZ1V0etClIPQik8AOoCGRk69jr6hwJYKpk8tug_aem_eXchJTsKgiXg_eMOOnCA9Q

[IL Dem]

1. Having worked at a McDonalds in the distant past...

The floor gets very greasy and slick. I can only hope.

[Think. Again.]

2. Well, no one has ever accused him of having any class.

[duncang]

3. I'd love to see him getting swarmed by grackles in the parking lot after.

[Jmb 4 Harris-Walz]

4. What a hoot! He'll probably go so far as to drop a tray in the grease get a bit of spatter then jump back falling into

a worker collapsing them both on the floor with the cameras getting it all. 😂

[Torchlight]

5. I wonder if he'll blank out again and do his little dance number

or actually pretend he's getting those soft, pink hands of his greasy with (gasp) work.

[lame54]

6. He may work the fryer but there is no way...

He's giving up the fries
Those are his

[D_Master81]

7. Having worked fast food

I didn’t work at McDonalds, but at Burger King being put on the fry machine means you are the weakest worker. There’s literally nothing you do for several minutes until the timer goes off and you pull the fries out of the grease and dump them out. Of course they’d put him on that.

[Wounded Bear]

10. Yeah, it's basically fill the basket, set it in the oil, push the button and wait, right?

[GopherGal]

17. But I think VP Harris has said that was what she did...

so maybe don't get too disparaging.

I'm sure that is why he and his minders are trying to get him set up for that particular photo op. Not sure what the political message would be otherwise. "I can cosplay as a fast-food employee!" is no more convincing than Vanky going to an economic summit and cosplaying as a businesswoman. (Though I acknowledge the huge "some of us are real working women" thought bubble above Angela Merkel's head was only in my mind.)

[Duncan Grant]

8. Try a free solo in Yosemite. That would be impressive. (nt)

[tulipsandroses]

9. I'd be impressed if he put the burgers together

Let’s see if he can remember what goes where. bun, patty, cheese, lettuce, pickles, mustard, ketchup or the other way around?

Thats a cognitive test for you.

[Wounded Bear]

11. I'm sure he remembers the jingle...

[2naSalit]

12. donald mcdonald.

[WarGamer]

13. There's "no way" to look cool in a McDonalds hat, uniform or working a fry station...

Sounds like a John Kerry bunny suit situation.

[k55f5r]

14. McDonalds would never hire him...

Their employment requirements won't allow it.

To get a job at McDonald's, you'll need to meet the following requirements:
Be at least 16 years old
Have a positive attitude
Be willing to learn and grow
Be able to work in a fast-paced team environment

[Chakaconcarne]

15. campaign has put him on a diet... His attempt to overthrow that.

[LuckyCharms]

16. A POTUS candidate is having a problem with his opponent working at McDonald's.

Let's give him the nuclear football!

[Maru Kitteh]

18. The corporation should deny him.

[Qutzupalotl]

19. "Would you like lies with that?"

Well, have some anyway.