"He played music, just did that baby toddler jumping dance that he does for a full 39 minutes.....

[marmar]

....., he just stood there like a baby manatee tangled in seaweed."

LOL. I saw that on FB this morning. Though I would argue that it was more like a fully grown manatee tangled in seaweed.

[Ocelot II]

1. .... Manatee tangled in seaweed!

[Dave Bowman]

2. More like a beached whale's rotting corpse.

[Talitha]

3. Every time he thinks he's 'dancing'...

It looks like a chocolate muffin worked its way out of his diaper and he's trying to work it down his pantleg.

[bucolic_frolic]

4. To me he's running such a lousy campaign

It's like he's been told the fix is in and all he has to do is be dense for 3 weeks.