Time to choose his cellmate. Who's in the federal pen?

[skip fox]

El Chapo, Ted Kaczynski, and Boston marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. But not the kid. Either of the other two. Thee kid would be eating up his crap, which is what he wants.

[Aviation Pro]

1. Ted Kaczynski, he dead

Also, every convict at ADX Florence Supermax is in a single cell, no roomies.

[Chainfire]

3. Yeabut, have they let him out of prison yet? ;)

Locking Trump up with a moldering corpse does not offend my sensibilities one little bit. Trump needs someone to complain to who will listen without interrupting.

[underpants]

2. Unabomber is dead.

[lpbk2713]

4. Zed's dead.

...

[skip fox]

6. nice

[50 Shades Of Blue]

5. CSAM convictee Josh Duggar

[Kid Berwyn]

7. Aldrich Ames

They have a lot in common, serving the Kremlin and Putin.

[viva la]

8. I wish they could get something on Melania.

She'd be the perfect cell mate. Imagine her shrieking fury.

[UTUSN]

9. Her having to give him conjugal would be torture for her

[vlyons]

10. Trump will get a solitary cell for his security

There are just too many cons, who would assault him on general principles, and more for the notoriety of it. Besides a solitary cell with no TV, no cell phone, no visitors, and no audience and nothing to do day after day after day seems fitting.

[viva la]

11. Then I hope he's put In the cell next to

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A drummer who still wants to keep up his skills while he's serving time.

[vlyons]

16. A Hispanic or Black guy who taunts him would be ok too.

Hey loser!

[Kennah]

12. Doc says

[Kennah]

13. Spandau is gone, so I say we rehab Alcatraz

[Martin68]

14. He won't have a cellmate. He probably won't go to prison at all because of the law requiring that

he hav secret service protection for life. Although it would b great if they decided he had forfeited that right by plotting an insurrection against the government. He may get home confinement with an ankle monitor.

[MLAA]

15. No reason SS can't sit outside his cell.

[Martin68]

19. According to what is being reported, that may not be possible. I think you are engaging in a little

wishful thinking.

[MLAA]

20. Interesting clip that reviews how other countries have handled their convicted leaders.

References, Israel, France and others.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017853123

[Martin68]

22. Our laws are not always the same as those in other countries.

[jmowreader]

17. Not any of those three

The Unabomber has died - it was in all the papers - and the other two are in a prison with only single occupancy cells, which is the prison they’ll put Trump in.

[doc03]

18. Well Jeffery Dahmer is dead. nt

[Brainfodder]

21. S-I-L is my pick as his cell mate.

[Demsrule86]

23. I know you must be joking...no cellmate for Trump...

[Hotler]

24. You don't get a cell mate in superMax. nt