Make a haiku about Trump's perfidy

[DemocratSinceBirth]

I'll try later.

[Drum]

1. ...

I am bookmarking
Such ground seems very fertile
DUers will tell

[lame54]

2. Donald's biggest fear...

Donald's biggest fear
A Jack Smith press conference
Means he's indcted

[lame54]

3. ...

Pence escapes the noose
And although he denies it
He had much to say

[highplainsdem]

4. Co-conspirators / find reality too harsh / as court dates draw near.

[gratuitous]

5. the counter

Indictment counter
on Mar-a-Lago placard
Zero days without

[lambchopp59]

6. Nausea.

Moldy, mephhitic,
An effective emetic.
An airsick bag please.

[Hekate]

7. Trump indicted in August/ a long hot summer/no relief in sight for him

Trump indicted in August
a long hot summer
no relief in sight for him


Burn baby burn
Donald’s schemes rise in smoke
Ivana’s ghost laughs from her unwatered gravesite


Donald sweats orange goo
His hair is a wreck
Who to blame? Who to blame?

[Hekate]

8. Rachel Maddow & a dead-serious indictment...

Rachel Maddow & a dead-serious indictment
A splash of Aberfeldy scotch
It doesn’t get better

[unblock]

9. I made a haiku / it's about trump's perfidy / so you don't have to

[highplainsdem]

10. Stephen Miller whines, / "Law is like the guillotine!" / Simile screams guilt.