Heh. DeSantis thinks his campaign's greatest asset is "himself and his family."

[yellowcanine]

https://www.rawstory.com/ron-desantis-reset/
Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis' campaign has reportedly revealed how it will "reset" after failing to gain traction.

Journalist Ben Jacob first published "messaging guidance" bearing the DeSantis campaign logo that he was told was sent to key supporters after reports said DeSantis was cutting one-third of his staff.

"The RDFP campaign is taking aggressive steps to streamline operations, focus its messaging, position itself as the underdog in the 2024 Republican primary, and re-emphasize the campaign's greatest asset: Governor DeSantis and his family," the document states.

According to the guidance, DeSantis will "utilize campaign staff cuts to reinvest in what will win."


No it is not the Onion.

[RKP5637]

1. DeSatan has to be the Universes' most major asshole! n/t

[tanyev]

2. The greatest asset he had is that people thought he was smarter than Trump.

He’s obliterated that delusion.

[brush]

9. Yep, not trump 2.0, DeSantis beta test.

[musclecar6]

3. All About

Me, Myself and I. What a prize.

[Peregrine Took]

4. Lol. They are postively scary all of them....turn and run if you see them coming.

They make the Addams family look like Ozzie and Harriet.

[Solly Mack]

5. Discernment of self is not his greatest asset.

[Docreed2003]

6. The reason he has been able to win elections is his wife

It's painfully obvious. He has no ability to appear normal and connect with voters, so she steps in and provides that modicum of normalcy. So he's probably not wrong. He sure isn't the greatest asset

[blue neen]

10. Nah.

I think Boris and Natasha are equally awful! Mean and vindictive.

[Docreed2003]

20. Oh I don't disagree with your sentiment

I'm just saying that she's at least able to make him look "relatable" to the rubes

[Cha]

7. Please Proceed Crock of Fascist Shit as

you DIG yourself Further Into the Hole you've DUG.

[brush]

8. He and family are such great assets for sinking in the polls.

Wake up, woke man.

[617Blue]

11. I think it's his relaxed, jovial demeanor.

[Attilatheblond]

13. Thank you. I sorely needed a LOL

Remember when he was touted as 'the smart GOP alternative'? Maybe he tests well in academia, but smart he is not.

[617Blue]

14. Perhaps his uplifting and inspiring agenda

[ZonkerHarris]

12. He is correct, which means his campaign is valueless

[dalton99a]

15. Yeah

[Biophilic]

16. Are you positive it's not The Onion?

Cause I’m having a hard time with this.

[Blue Owl]

17. Them boots is made for failing...

[Yavin4]

18. Stick a fork in him.

He's done. Finished.

[Johonny]

19. 3/5 th of an asset is an ass, so could be sort of right.

[NowISeetheLight]

21. DeSantis and His Wife

He has the personality of a wet sock and his wife is like a melting department store mannequin.