Have you paid hush money to a porn star? Stolen nuclear secrets? Asked officials to "find" votes?

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Me neither.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

1. What you mean like 'today'?

Not today for sure. I'd have to check my calendar and consult my assistant if we're expanding the date range.

[EYESORE 9001]

2. He plagiarized from Otter in Animal House

Except that Otter got away with double secret probation and rump’s gonna acquire bona fide criminal status.

[patphil]

3. I live in daily fear of being indicted for these things...NOT!

Hey Donnie! If you do the crime, then you can get indicted. If you don't, you won't.

[LoisB]

4. Not that I can recall but I'm old so ...

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5. Who hasn't! Well, other than that my porn stars keep quiet for a mere $75,000...

Guess I'm just a better negotiator than Donnie

[brooklynite]

6. I tore the tag off a mattress....