Heinz wants to find the man who survived nearly a month at sea with nothing but ketchup and seasonin

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https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elvis-francois-survived-at-sea-with-ketchup-heinz-wants-to-help-him-buy-a-new-boat/

Heinz wants to find the man who survived nearly a month at sea with nothing but ketchup and seasonings to help him buy a new boat

BY LI COHEN
FEBRUARY 21, 2023 / 11:40 AM / CBS NEWS

Heinz is looking for people to help the company find a treasure – but it's not gold. After they learned that a man survived nearly a month at sea with nothing but ketchup and seasonings, the company said it wants to find him to help him buy a new boat.

But so far, they haven't been able to find him.

In a virtual message in a bottle, the company put out a request for assistance on Instagram last week.

"To whoever finds this message, we need your help tracking down an amazing man with an amazing story. You may remember Elvis Francois as the brave sailor who survived on nothing but ketchup and spices while adrift at sea for 24 days. Well, Heinz wants to celebrate his safe return home and help him buy a new boat...but we can't seem to find him," the company said.

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[Moosepoop]

1. What happens if they find him...

and it turns out that the ketchup he survived on was Del Monte?

[Skittles]

2. you just know that guy fucking DESPISES ketchup now

yes INDEED

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

3. LOL!! I had the same thought!!

but still dude, get your free boat

[Skittles]

4. oh yes

that kind of trauma, you deserve to cash in....yup!

[LudwigPastorius]

5. "...so far, they haven't been able to find him."

Have they tried turning the bottle upside down and whacking the bottom of it?

[Disaffected]

6. Queue the "amazing man with an amazing story"

for the next Heinz ketchup commercial.

Bonus award: Ronald "ketchup is a vegetable" Regan is vindicated!

[VGNonly]

7. Mix it with the relish