Florida Man made his "We Need a Superhero" announcement ...

[marble falls]

... he wants to make Christmas "great" by selling $99/card representations of him dressed in superhero costumes as a set of "digital trading cards"

Bwaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

[Walleye]

1. Crackpot is the word that comes to mind

[Jirel]

2. That's even lamer...

than I imagined. That’s desperation, right there.

[marble falls]

3. I seriously thought he was announcing Kari Lake as VP.

[SoCalDavidS]

9. Never Was Even A Possibility

It's far too early.

He is going to want all the candidates to Suck Up to him and Grovel at his feet for at least the next 20 months, before he announces that.

And I also doubt that Kari will be one of the possibilities. He'll take someone more established politically.

[obamanut2012]

13. same

[Deuxcents]

4. Just got back from my eye appointment..is this for real?

[marble falls]

8. Sure is. I didn't link it because it comes from RW Washington Examiner.

It's called the (Florida Man) Digital Trading Card Collection.

It'll be on a legitimate source soon enough, as legitimate press stops laughing long enough to post.

According to the article, Florida Man said this was his gift "to make Christmas great".

[Deuxcents]

11. Thanks..I couldn't believe it! Then I read some other posts and....🤬

It would be funny if it wasn’t so tragic..the former president of the US shamelessly grifting. Will these cards have the presidential seal on them? Who will put a stop to him?

[TigressDem]

5. SuperZero nt

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. MAGA nutcases are not amused

Link to tweet

[marble falls]

10. Great stuff!!!! ...

especially from this guy who claims to a MAGA man who came up with 'Shenanderthal', whatever that is.


Listen2yoDoggie 🫐 🇺🇸
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😂😂 If I’m Jack Smith, I’d be embarrassed to arrest a bonafide clown.

[UTUSN]

7. He's always been a laughingstock. Now he's a caricature of a laughingstock.

Instead of his vaunted shooting-somebody-on-5th-Avenue, he's shot his own foot. It's unfathomable that even his most bonkers zombies would take this whatever-it-is seriously.

[marble falls]

12. He would get into nft market as everybody else jumped boat.