GOP men - your testicles belong to Democratic women

[milestogo]

Would you like them to be
- removed and served at a fine restaurant
- irradiated until sterile
- superglued to your ass
- detached, ironed, and used as paper for Democratic fliers
- bathed in 100% capsaicin

Whatever you choose, it doesn't matter. We will choose. Your balls belong to us.

[Jerry2144]

1. I'm not convinced they have any

Aren’t they the ones who always buy the Truck Testicles? And have to buy huge trucks and high powered guns? Compensating for something small

[evolves]

3. Exactly.

Break out the microscopes!

[Irish_Dem]

4. Exactly. GOP males have no genitalia, that is why they have to carry guns around all the time.

It is their penis substitute.

As are the big pick up trucks with Trump flags all over.

[Jerry2144]

5. Those trucks are

PP X-10 DR models, right?

[Irish_Dem]

7. They are the Zero PP models.

[greenman3610]

2. This is exactly their deepest fear

And the whole meaning of “lock her up”

[Ohioboy]

6. GOP men are very worried about their testosterone, as they should be

If you ever listen to right-wing talk radio, you know they are always advertising testosterone replacement pills. It's true.

Somewhere deep in their collective subconscious they realize Liz Cheney has all the GOP testosterone. The rest of them are all cowering before Trump.

[MLAA]

8. Nailed it!

[madamesilverspurs]

9. Yup.

A few years back I made a sign that read "If you get to control my uterus, I get to control your testicles. Hand 'em over." I lent it to someone for an event I couldn't attend, and I'm told it went on to some other protests. In any event, fair's fair.


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[Hermit-The-Prog]

10. Is something about to happen? ...

[ironman99]

11. GOP men - your testicles belong to Democratic women

How about:

Sauteed with garlic and fava beans. Served with a nice Chianti.

[Sky Jewels]

12. Let's play pickleball with them!

Dickleball?

[I_UndergroundPanther]

13. Remove them

Sew them shut make them into hackysacs.