Ivana Trump is buried at a golf course???????

[LetMyPeopleVote]

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[catrose]

1. Sacred ground

[Ocelot II]

2. That will be TFG's final resting place, too -

and the sooner the better. But just think - acquiring a membership at Bedbugminster would give one the opportunity to appropriately irrigate his grave.

[applegrove]

5. But I thought he was a good Christian?

[Enter stage left]

3. OMG...The ad's write them selves...

"Tee off at the first hole TFG ever sunk a hold in one, two, three...

I'll leave it for the rest of you to fill in the blanks.

[Blue Owl]

17. Golfcart von Bodybags will handle the arrangements

[Murphyb849]

4. Bedminster Golf Course and Cemetery.

Your place for one stop shopping...golf clubs, red MAGA hats and caskets.

Just when you thought he could not get any more tacky and disgusting ..

[at140]

6. On the first Tee,

I would be nervous with knees shaking.

[3Hotdogs]

7. Does Malaria get buried at the third hole?

[Meadowoak]

8. Wonder which hole Ivanka will be buried at?

[Blue Owl]

16. I heard she wanted to be buried at sea in one of the water hazards

[TheBlackAdder]

9. Donny can do his excitable boy

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[Hekate]

10. Okay, that's not weird or anything...

[Marcuse]

11. Hey, have you looked at the price of a legitimate cemetery plot?

He probably bought the cheap reusable casket with the false bottom.

[Trueblue1968]

12. HOW STUPID.

[Solly Mack]

13. Maybe they were hoping for a mulligan

[Blue Owl]

14. Diarrhea Donny can take his golf cart to visit her grave any time -- how convenient!

[orleans]

15. how fucking crazy. i wonder where she wanted to be buried

and who would go golfing through a cemetery?

it's just ick all the way around

[Princess Turandot]

18. Years ago, Trump filed an application with NJ to establish a small private cemetery on..

..undeveloped property that he owned that was adjacent to the golf course.

He eventually received approval for a modest number of plots. This factoid occasionally shows up in articles about him (or the golf course). It wasn't clear if he had ever actually established a cemetery of any kind at the location.

He supposedly plans to repose there upon his eventual demise. It has the makings of a financial opportunity, in the form of a paid tour. Even if he doesn't leave any instructions to establish such a thing, his spawn just might do so. Especially given their filial piety.