Mr. Haney from "Green Acres" is now questioning Judge Jackson

[MerryHolidays]

aka John Kennedy

[mcar]

1. Jubilation T. Cornpone

Charlie Pierce

[brewens]

2. I need a translator to understand his gibberish. Those people are the ones usually that think we

should speak English. It sounds like a hawg shit in his mouth.

[ret5hd]

5. Gibberish:

[ornotna]

6. Yes

But was it authentic frontier gibberish?

[Nictuku]

3. The worst part? It is all an act

The guy graduated from Harvard.

[MerryHolidays]

4. That's the REAL John Kennedy

This buffoon graduated from Vanderbilt, University of Virginia Law School, and Oxford University.

Impressive credentials, I admit, but it makes me realize that these are all brand names if they are capable of producing someone like him.

[localroger]

7. No, it's an act. Really.

I know someone who knew John Kennedy before he ran for office, and he insists Kennedy wasn't this buffoonish oaf back then. It's an act he adopted to pander to the people of Louisiana, who Kennedy (with perhaps an embarrassing amount of correctness) believes are mostly that stupid. The scary thing is that if this isn't his real self, what is his real self up to while it is projecting this cartoon caricature?

[TomSlick]

11. It is all an act for the folks back home.

Of course, that makes it worse.

[TexasBushwhacker]

8. I knew you had to be talking about Kennedy

About as welcome as a turd in a punch bowl.

[3catwoman3]

9. Foghorn Leghorn.

🐔

[smirkymonkey]

10. OMG, Yes!

"Boy, have I got a deal for you!"

[lastlib]

12. Insulting to Mr. Haney.

He's a fine, upstanding citizen compared to that which besmirches the name of a great president.