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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPresident Putin and his driver were on their way to Kyiv in a car
when all of a sudden they hit a pig near a farmhouse, killing it instantly.
Putin told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Putin sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of Horilka (Ukrainian vodka) in one hand, a cigar in the other
"What happened to you?" asked Putin.
"Well, the farmer gave me the Horilka, his wife gave me a box of cigars
"My God, what did you tell them?" asks Putin.
The driver replies, "I'm president Putins driver, and I just killed the pig."
I tamed the joke down a little to keep it PG, 😋
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President Putin and his driver were on their way to Kyiv in a car (Original Post)
yaesu
Mar 2022
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SheltieLover
(74,579 posts)2. Dammit. Was hoping someone truly "removed" him from power.
Good joke though!
yaesu
(8,658 posts)3. I found it on the QRZ site in the Ukraine forum, couldn't resist to share it. nt
IrishAfricanAmerican
(4,339 posts)7. Leave it to the hams 😂
73
yaesu
(8,658 posts)8. 73
littlemissmartypants
(30,317 posts)4. Ha! Words matter.
🌻🇺🇦❤🇺🇦🌻
TheRickles
(2,996 posts)5. Wasn't there also something about the farmer's daughters...?
yaesu
(8,658 posts)6. yes, there was :)
COL Mustard
(7,713 posts)9. Putin - Idi Na Khui!
Great joke! Don't worry about keeping them PG though!
niyad
(127,986 posts)10. good one!
live love laugh
(16,003 posts)11. "President" my ass.