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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPrison Acknowledges Security Lapse that led to Ghislain Maxwell Spending Night in Noose Room
https://www.theonion.com/prison-acknowledges-security-lapse-that-led-to-ghislain-1848147121Sorry if someone has already posted this tidbit. It made my day.
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Prison Acknowledges Security Lapse that led to Ghislain Maxwell Spending Night in Noose Room (Original Post)
70sEraVet
Dec 2021
OP
I'm not sure if people are being sarcastic or missing that it's the Onion. nt
Carlitos Brigante
Dec 2021
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gab13by13
(30,161 posts)1. She is a monster,
but c'mon man, putting her in the noose room indicates to me she better not go after rich and famous people.
snowybirdie
(6,403 posts)2. Still trying to figure out
Why a jail would have a noose room. Wasn't that how Epstein killed himself?
NutmegYankee
(16,448 posts)3. I'm interested in how the fire room works out.
And will a prison staff barbecue lunch follow that?
TheRealNorth
(9,629 posts)4. Look at the source
The Onion is a satirical newspaper. Although in recent years, it's been harder to tell what is satire and what is real news.
jmowreader
(52,718 posts)5. Everyone look close at the URL
Prisons dont actually HAVE noose rooms. When they hanged people, executioners owned their own ropes that they had stretched for a full year before hanging anyone with them to get all the elasticity out of them. The British government sent Albert Pierrepoint to Germany to hang 250 Nazis, and he brought his own ropes with him.
Carlitos Brigante
(26,848 posts)6. I'm not sure if people are being sarcastic or missing that it's the Onion. nt